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Ask the Goth Oracle

Spin the gothic yes-or-no wheel

THE GOTH ORACLE WELCOMES YOU

YES

WORTHY?

The Hall of the Worthy awaits those who persist.

Need a question?

Try one of these, then spin the gothic yes-or-no wheel.

Should I text them? Should I order food? Is this a bad idea? Should I buy it? Should I go out tonight? One more episode?

You...are WORTHY.

The Oracle is proud of your persistence.

You are indeed WORTHY to be immortalized.

You have gained admission to the Hall of the Worthy.

May your determination be an inspiration to all.

Few are chosen.
Fewer still endure.
The Oracle remembers.

The Worthy One

Admitted to the Hall

Raven
Destroyer of Doubt

Morgan
Survivor of the Ninth Spin

Selene
Keeper of Bad Decisions

Anonymous
The Worthy One