100 Funny Yes or No Questions to Ask the Goth Oracle

Need something to ask? Start here. These are low-stakes, funny, dramatic, and slightly cursed questions made for a gothic yes-or-no spinner.

Pick a question, return to the Oracle Spinner, and spin the wheel. The Oracle does not promise wisdom. It promises an answer.

Question Ideas

1. Should I text them?
2. Should I text them first?
3. Should I wait for them to text me?
4. Should I go out tonight?
5. Should I stay home and disappear dramatically?
6. Should I order food?
7. Should I order the fries?
8. Should I buy it?
9. Should I wear black again?
10. Should I wear all black again?
11. Should I make coffee?
12. Should I take a nap?
13. Should I watch one more episode?
14. Should I start a new show?
15. Should I rewatch my comfort show?
16. Should I go to the party?
17. Should I leave the party early?
18. Should I say yes to the invite?
19. Should I cancel my plans?
20. Should I make plans?
21. Should I post the picture?
22. Should I delete the post?
23. Should I change my profile picture?
24. Should I send the meme?
25. Should I buy concert tickets?
26. Should I start that project?
27. Should I finish what I started?
28. Should I clean my room?
29. Should I reorganize my entire life at midnight?
30. Should I get another iced coffee?
31. Should I make tea instead?
32. Should I get bangs?
33. Should I dye my hair?
34. Should I paint my nails black?
35. Should I buy the boots?
36. Should I go thrifting?
37. Should I ask them out?
38. Should I give them another chance?
39. Should I let it go?
40. Should I trust the vibe?
41. Should I trust my gut?
42. Should I ignore the red flag?
43. Should I block them?
44. Should I unblock them?
45. Should I apologize?
46. Should I be petty?
47. Should I take the high road?
48. Should I take the scenic route?
49. Should I go for a walk?
50. Should I go to the gym?
51. Should I skip the gym?
52. Should I cook tonight?
53. Should I get takeout?
54. Should I try something new?
55. Should I stick with the usual?
56. Should I save my money?
57. Should I splurge a little?
58. Should I check my bank account?
59. Should I pretend I did not see my bank account?
60. Should I start a playlist?
61. Should I make a dramatic playlist?
62. Should I buy another candle?
63. Should I light the candle?
64. Should I read tonight?
65. Should I write the message?
66. Should I delete the draft?
67. Should I send the draft?
68. Should I ask the group chat?
69. Should I ignore the group chat?
70. Should I say what I actually think?
71. Should I keep it mysterious?
72. Should I go on the date?
73. Should I cancel the date?
74. Should I download the app?
75. Should I delete the app?
76. Should I make the joke?
77. Should I keep a straight face?
78. Should I change my plans?
79. Should I trust the timing?
80. Should I make a wish?
81. Should I start over?
82. Should I try again?
83. Should I move on?
84. Should I sleep on it?
85. Should I make the decision now?
86. Should I ask one more time?
87. Should I accept the answer?
88. Should I call them?
89. Should I let it ring?
90. Should I take the risk?
91. Should I play it safe?
92. Should I go full drama?
93. Should I be chill?
94. Should I be honest?
95. Should I be mysterious?
96. Should I buy the spooky decor?
97. Should I plan a Halloween party?
98. Should I send the playlist?
99. Should I make the first move?
100. Should I say yes?
101. Should I say no?
102. Should I ask the Goth Oracle again?
103. Should I let fate decide?

How to Use These Questions

Use this page when you are bored, indecisive, hanging out with friends, or trying to add unnecessary drama to a very ordinary decision. Ask the question out loud, press spin, and accept your fate with dignity. Or ignore it completely. The Oracle is theatrical, not legally binding.

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